.... yer talkin' to me?
I was just picking my nose, rolling it, then flicking it at a potted plant.
Before then I pissed on the carpet next to the toilet and left the seat up.
Forgot to take the dishes out to the kitchen. Instead, left them where I ate.
Then had the burning desire to trap the cat under a rug, fart and close all exits !
A man, me, never.